Ok so... I just walked in on something interesting. Jerry is a dumbass. Ok so I walked into May's room to ask her a question that came to mind. I forgot it immediately. Yeah they were um. Naked and yeah. So May and Jerry... Great guard duty Jerry. I'm pretty sure not letting the person you're watching seduce you is one of the first rules of guard duty. Then again not like anything happened. Neither of them died on contact or anything.
I mean The Dying Man can pass without killing his previous host. I remember reading that somewhere but there would have been something right? I would have been able to tell if there was an infection. Right?
Actually yeah I don't even really care at the moment. I guess it's true. Now I really want to stab both of them. Well maybe stab Jerry and just do... something to May.
God damn it Portnoy. I hate having these... Feelings. Jealousy, Love, I'm used to hate but the others annoy me.
I should have stabbed you to death when you were vulnerable. I hope I never see you again. Oh god... I just said that... Now I'll definitely meet him again.
TL;DR I walked in on Jerry and May having sex. I'm not happy.
That much was obvious, Faceless. At least you're alive to tell the tale. Stop complaining.
ReplyDeleteHey Dia! Nice to see you commenting here again. Um... Well this is kind of awkward. What with the subject matter and all... Um... K
ReplyDeleteShouldn't you be grateful that you can even feel those emotions?
ReplyDeleteNo they're quite annoying. I was much happier with just lust and hate.
DeleteOh, but damn it! You just want to set the world on fire, right? Those dirty Fears keep making you be the do-gooder, of all things.
DeleteExcuse me while I laugh. Hysterically.
See this is why I like you Dia. You're clever, witty and just full of biting sarcasm.
DeleteAnd you're a murderous sonofabitch. Is it any surprise we get along so well?
DeleteNone at all. Although technically I blame Harold for all of this. Despite the fact he's dead.
DeleteI blame your eye-raping background.
DeleteThat too. Maybe I will finally do something about that. Anyways it's almost time to go relieve the asshole of duty so be back later.
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